Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass ...
Its about learning to dance in the rain!!!
There are many things in life that will catch your eye
but only a few will catch your heart... Pursue those

This is my small effort to make you smile for a while...






Monday, March 21, 2011

Struggle to lose my Wisdom…

"Trouble brings experience, Experience brings wisdom and Wisdom brings ___"

Well to complete the above quote, I will have to tell you a little story that happened over the last week. Here you go...
Title: Struggle to lose my Wisdom…
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(Dental Certified… read the disclaimer for the meaning of this certification)
Disclaimer: The Story written here is based on a real and very painful incident. People with weak Teeth, people of age15 and above, are strictly advised not to read this. This is truly dedicated to the survivor of this incident.


Scene 1: Realization…
One Bad day Ramya noticed that drinking Hot coffee, eating icecream in other’s money was no fun, it started to cause acute pain. The Pain which she could never explain to anyone it increased day by day. Ramya decided to give up enjoying in others money and decided to take only things which are available free, but alas even that dint help her.

Scene 2: Root cause analysis…
She then decided to visit the doctor, Doctor then checked and told there is only one option left that Ramya has to get operated and get it removed. Shocked by this news Ramya was totally lost. She made sure with doctor that getting it removed wouldn’t cause any other problem like Becoming mentally ill (which she is already)\ losing senses especially speech\ Sleeplessness\losing hunger\losing interest in things like shopping etc etc…
Doctor couldn’t answer any of her questions because in his entire career no one would have asked such question for Wisdom Tooth removal!!!
Finally the day was fixed for this great operation!

Scene 3: Bidding Bye…
On the day of operation Ramya decided tell this news to her Good friends\colleagues she was very sure it will be very shocking news to them… so she decided to call them for coffee and inform over there… She saw the pain in their eyes (Of course why will they not be hurt to come running and listen to ramya tell her tooth is getting removed and its an life critical thing)!!!
But nothing could stop the time had come…

Scene 4: In Operation Theater
“Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.”

Some Great men told this!!! Very true, Ramya understood this when the first anesthesia was poked in her gums, God! She thought her life is over, she remembered all sweet moments and here she sits and dies!!! But in seconds it worked and she felt like her entire cheek was swollen…Doctor assured her of no pain… but guess he remembered all the questions she asked him related to this operation and He suddenly puts all his strength.. big pain in her jaw joint and he pulled it out…”

Everything was over Doctor was proud of his catch, She had made her hubs to stand in front of her cause she wanted him to be with her in her last moments…

Scene 5: Climax
Ofcourse it’s a Happy ending for …

My Hubby – After the tooth extraction my face had swollen so much that I could hardly talk !
My Mom – I could hardly eat!
My Dad and Sister – I couldn’t fight Back!
My colleagues\Good Friends\Bagal main Dushmans: I cant go to office\out for 2-3 days…

"Trouble brings experience, Experience brings wisdom and Wisdom brings Pain!"
Quote completed by Ramya who turned motivational speaker after that incident!!!

SHUBAM!!!



Thursday, February 24, 2011

Me and The Devil inside me!!!

I guess all of us face lot of problem consoling devil inside us but there are so many situations which just provoke that! Here are some which I have to really fight the devil inside me to just keep mum!!!

Some distant relative Parimala Athe when met in some other distant relatives family get together
PA: “Hey do you remember me, I had come to your home”
Devil inside me: Yes Madam probably I was 3yrs old when u last met me now I am more than 3*9 in my age and I forgot you, very poor memory I have.
But I say: He he (grinning) Not exactly!

Another aunt in the same function Sulochana Athe,
SA: “Oh my god you have become so thin, why? Are you not eating well?”
Devil inside me: Get your Eyes checked! I know, I am like Couch potato rolling on floor.
But I say: Oh is it nothing like that, thanks anyway.

Accidentally when I bumped into my far relative in any shopping mall, ShivSubramanya Mava!!!
SSM: “Hey how come you here?”(Suspicious voice!!!)
Devil inside me: Oh yeah this place is conquered by you apart from you no one else should come here is it?
But I say: (Smile) just like that.

When I visited far relative’s house and Because of the wonderful forcefully fed Lime juice I had to ask them to direct me to Restroom
Great people there: “You want to use restroom for toilet is it?”
Devil inside me: No I am planning to conduct Party there
But I say: (Smile) hmmm

Met some relative in movie theater “Arrey you here???? Are you here to watch movie”
Devil inside me: Oh come on I don’t come to Theater to watch movie I dance in front of the screen during intervals!!!
But I say: (Smile) hmmm

I explained to my Friend that I am driving and taking my parents and sister to a function.
He asks: “You will take them in car?”
Devil inside me: Oh no my family knows Bike balancing I will ride Bike, Mom left side Dad Right side and Sister on my head we go doing Bike balancing…
But I say: no Plane

But actually I realised these are not intentional only when I asked my Friend Ash "Hey you here" in office Restroom and she just blushed!!! and I gues Devil inside her was telling: "Yes how come me here,UUU ####,!#$@#$, ^&*$#;%^@# !!!!


Monday, February 7, 2011

Exam preparations!!!

State the Differences:


1. State the differences in Ramya studying and preparing for certification exams and her Husband preparing for his Exams
2. All these observations are to be made just 1 month before the exam dates.
 
 
Hubs: Hubs studies till night 12 and gets up at 5 am daily
Ramya: Watches movie till 12 and doesn’t get up till 7
 
Hubs: Hubs gets up keeping alarm and studies
Ramya:
1. Alarm rings
2. 2 Mobiles rings
3. Hubs calls
4. House maid comes
5. Hubs pulls me out of bed.
Ramya: "Oh shit is it 5 am already!!!"
Hubs: "No its 7"
6. Studying cancel for that day!
 
Hubs: Studies late night and completes one course!
Meanwhile Ramya,
1. Watches TV
2. Gossips about all possible people on this earth
3. Reads Novel
4. Sleeps Well
 
Ramya Studies (4 pages)
1. Hubs Should not watch TV
2. Should not read Novel
3. Should not talk also
4. Should not sleep should sit in front of Ramya

On the exam Previous Day:
Hubs: Studies, Packs his bag to take tomorrow and sleeps early at 10:30
Ramya:
1. Ramya often suffers from Stomach ache or head ache
2. Hubs should ask questions and point to note for exam
3. Hubs should come with her to temple for praying
4. Hubs should answer all the calls and see to it she doesn’t get to speak to her friends
 
On the day of Exam:

Hubs gets up early revises, freshens up and takes his bag and leaves
Ramya will be still sleeping

On the day of Exam:

Ramya cries shouts all tensed and goes to exam hall
1. Hubs should wake up Ramya and remind she has exam
2. Hubs has to search for all the printout to be taken for exam and pack
3. Hubs should keep saying paper will be very easy and I will know all the answer
4. Hubs drops to the venue and waits

Result!!!!

Hubs clears in A Grade


Ramya: I don’t think so I should mention about this

History repeats for the same certification once again :(