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Its about learning to dance in the rain!!!
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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Me and The Devil inside me!!!

I guess all of us face lot of problem consoling devil inside us but there are so many situations which just provoke that! Here are some which I have to really fight the devil inside me to just keep mum!!!

Some distant relative Parimala Athe when met in some other distant relatives family get together
PA: “Hey do you remember me, I had come to your home”
Devil inside me: Yes Madam probably I was 3yrs old when u last met me now I am more than 3*9 in my age and I forgot you, very poor memory I have.
But I say: He he (grinning) Not exactly!

Another aunt in the same function Sulochana Athe,
SA: “Oh my god you have become so thin, why? Are you not eating well?”
Devil inside me: Get your Eyes checked! I know, I am like Couch potato rolling on floor.
But I say: Oh is it nothing like that, thanks anyway.

Accidentally when I bumped into my far relative in any shopping mall, ShivSubramanya Mava!!!
SSM: “Hey how come you here?”(Suspicious voice!!!)
Devil inside me: Oh yeah this place is conquered by you apart from you no one else should come here is it?
But I say: (Smile) just like that.

When I visited far relative’s house and Because of the wonderful forcefully fed Lime juice I had to ask them to direct me to Restroom
Great people there: “You want to use restroom for toilet is it?”
Devil inside me: No I am planning to conduct Party there
But I say: (Smile) hmmm

Met some relative in movie theater “Arrey you here???? Are you here to watch movie”
Devil inside me: Oh come on I don’t come to Theater to watch movie I dance in front of the screen during intervals!!!
But I say: (Smile) hmmm

I explained to my Friend that I am driving and taking my parents and sister to a function.
He asks: “You will take them in car?”
Devil inside me: Oh no my family knows Bike balancing I will ride Bike, Mom left side Dad Right side and Sister on my head we go doing Bike balancing…
But I say: no Plane

But actually I realised these are not intentional only when I asked my Friend Ash "Hey you here" in office Restroom and she just blushed!!! and I gues Devil inside her was telling: "Yes how come me here,UUU ####,!#$@#$, ^&*$#;%^@# !!!!


Ashwini said...

Super le... keep your weird thoughts flowing... :)

Ramya said...

Thanks for commenting, Bday post for you ;)

Yamini said...

Superb, Ossam...
Sufficient to laugh for 2 days...

santhu said...

Good one :):):)
even I face such situations.

If we ask someone a glass of Water,
they will question: To drink??

Do we need to say: No,No, To take bath:)!!

Ramya said...

@Santhu: ha ha ha very true!!!

Nagarathna said...

olle sariyagi baradde superrrrrrrrrrr :)

Spicy Sweet said...

Good to others that dev(il is )ill outside you :D