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Monday, February 18, 2013

My First Night...


Oh yeah I am boldly telling you what happened in there when the doors closed behind me…

When I did this post “Dreamy Night” almost all of my blog friends who commented did not accept that the story was just a fiction J Actually most or none of you trusted me so this makes me tell the truth to the world about my very first night with my life partner ….

Many say that first night is so memorable and it’s always amazingly shortest but trust me friends, neither me nor my hubs ever imagined that 8hrs would be the longest in our whole life. I could smell something fishy when my cousins and younger folk of my family decided to skip the Grihapravesha function and stay back in the marriage hall. But this was not just fishy this was whole big strong trap in which we got trapped badly … in fact Very badly...

As soon as we were back to marriage hall all of us had dinner and we both were summoned to get ready to head to that “Special Room” for our first night together. As we started to that room with bunch of elders the action started, all my cousins gathered at the door steps of the room they caught hold of me and their bid started finally they agreed to whatever little money my hubs had in his pocket at that very moment and such a shame that my cousins still tease me saying that’s exactly how much I am worth!!! Shame!

And that was not all real action started the moment we entered the room… I closed the door behind us and turned to see my hubs and when I was all set to blush in filmy estyle,  just then 2 cousins come running from inside the room shouting and spraying the aerosol snow spray!!! Phew what a shock imagine someone else in your first night room and that too shouting somehow we managed to drive them away and then realized this was just the beginning, series of event that happened post that for which you can exactly visualize me and hubs running from one corner to another in fast motion stopping or unplugging something or the other, sample of which is listed here!!!!


  1. More than 10 alarms hidden everywhere in the neatly made up room which alarmed every few minutes!!!
  2. Balloons were filled with greasy cream and it kept bursting as we moved and we were totally greasy
  3. Between cot and bed small ball bearings were put and as we sat on bed it started slipping and we had to take out from the cot and put it on ground to sleep
  4. Post all this it was already 1 am and our nature is that I cant sleep if the light is on and he cant sleep fan is off but these brutal cousins of mine had connected both if the fan was on light was also connected and so we could neither switch off the light nor keep the fan on!!!
Did u guess this is it ???? oh no never the last but not least is here!!!

  1. There was a speaker kept disguised as table and for which they had connection from outside whole night we had to listen to their dirty songs in horrible voice and tone, some told slokas, kids were called to sing rhymes, some adviced and some also gave time check!!!
Now that’s exactly what happened in my First night !!!! We were praying for the night to be over as soon as its possible

Thanks to my cousins they royally screwed my first night but thing is its one of the most memorable night for all the fun we have when we keep discussing about it, I still love the dedication they had in planning such a plot….
BTW the reason for making this post is, the leader of that team my cousin is now getting married so its now my turn to return her gift ;) so guys please suggest me even better ideas to screw up her first night :D and I want to make it big…. Pls pls pls flood with your ideas…. I am listening

36 comments:

Fubu said...

Haha.. that's the benefit of being the first in your group. Now, you can royally plan a sweet revenge :)

That hidden alarms thing was a funny one :D

Nivedita Chirantan said...

Oh that is the most memorable night in your life... now everybody else will be wary about your revenge.. have fun in them...

Rahul Bhatia said...

Ramya am sure you must be planning the 'sweet revenge' very methodically for your cousin now, that you endured the longest eight hours! I pity her now more than you! BTW it was an enticing title:)

Ramya said...

@Fubu: Welcome to Chittrana :D hahaa yeah its funny now :D

@Nivedita Chirantan: yeahhhhhhh will make sure she gets it :D
I expect Ideas from you all

@Rahul sir: :P oh u seem to be taking her party!!!! hmmm let me see who wins!

hahaha and yes the title meant to do it ;) attract people

ಅರವಿಂದ ಕುಲಕರ್ಣಿ said...

Good One!! I have some nice ideas... I cannot put them here, as the pray may be checking on you :) We will discuss it off-line

Dheeraj said...

Awesome Awesome.. U for sure had a ball ur cousin planed for u ... I m sure u wanted to kill them all the very next day :)
God Bless their souls :)

shilpa said...

Hahaha! hilarious! definitely an unforgettable night for all reasons :)
Even mine was on the same lines..but i cant reveal them here in public(too much adult content :)). I will tell it to you next time in person

Nuthan said...

10 hidden alarms ?? researching about ur light issue and ur husband's fan issues and banking on it.. ohh hooo.. that entire thing is something that can't be matched!! .. so you got to be really smart and diligent to counter that.. Good Luck girl!!
A fun post to read.

debajyoti said...

hahaha, but that actually was fun i guess. i am sure they planned everything in advance and meticulously executed each and every plan.

it was an awesome read!!!

Ramya said...

@Arvind Kulkarni: Meshtre thanks for your offline help ;) now you are in my team

@Dheeraj: yeah it was a ball... turning off something or the other whole night :P and fishing for speakers got it was terrible :) oh yes I will plan it that way :D for her too

Jenny said...

Oh my god. Your cousins are AWESOME! And what planning and what ideas. Sorry Ramya they ruined your night, but I am on thier side. Brillaint brains there, and poor you guys :-) :-)

Oh yes, do go ahead and plan that sweet revenge now. Let me think of some ideas and email them to you ;-)

Ramya said...

@Shilpa: is it even yours was like this plsssssssssss tell me all the ideas I would love to know it pls pls :D

@Nuthan: Yeah Nuthan, they had done homework real good now to beat them I am totally lost :D so asking all your help to suggest better ideas :D

@Prashanth: Full support anta bayali helidre agala :D pls mail madi with better ideas :D

Ramya said...

@Debajyoti: happy that you liked the post, and really for humor writing your blog is like guide you are expert in that...
:)

Ramya said...

@Jenny: Thanks buddy I really need better ideas :D please pour them in an email....

So now do you know that "Dreamy Night" post was just a fiction :D you dint believe it then :D

Jenny said...

ahh yes.. :-)

Ashwini C N said...

HA ha. My GOd, for a person reading it, it would definitely be fun, But for the person facing the situation, I am not sure if that would have been fun :-) Anyways as you said, its things like these that makes our lives memorable, with cousins and family.

Haddock said...

Do you want to do this in return?
I don't think so. You can just tell that everything is taken care of measure by measure and I am sure they will spend a sleepless night figuring out when what is gong to pop out from where.

Ramya said...

@Ashwini: Hahaha Yes dear it was torturous night for us but by far the best night to remember :D and rejoice, Someone who read the post said me they love you so much ramya and thats the reason they did all these with you... How true and I am blessed to be with all of them :D

Ramya said...

@Haddock: hahaha thats a fantastic idea :D rofl will try to do something like that but surely wont let them be at peace :D....

Ellen said...

The intent was definitely achieved.... to give you and hubby a night to remember for a very long long time! :-) :-)

Adhi Das said...

ThX 4sharing ur 1st night story i enjoyed laughing from de core of my Heart..dear ramya its just great 2 have hobglobin cousins,i too am like them very naughty at times...u have highlighted de eternal beautiful Indian tradtion of family unity & fun.Plz do give ur cousins too an unforgetable 1st night.GOD Blz ur lovely family..God<3U

Ramya said...

@Ellen: thanks a lot for dropping by, yeah thats the right way of seeing it. Now thats the most memorable night :D

@Adhidas: oh yes I am blessed with my fun filled group , and so I am very happy to have them around me :D
Happy that this post made you smile :D

KC said...

That was more than the usual set of troubles one would expect :)

One similar trick we tried on our cousin recently - the door was detached from the frame and they did not realize initially! You could also try removing all locks ...

Krupesh said...

That was more than the usual set of troubles you could expect :)
One similar trick we tried on our cousin recently - the door was detached from the frame and they did not realize initially! You could also try removing all locks ...

Nilanjana Bose said...

That was hilarious! Revenge will be sooo sweet! :D

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Ramya said...

Krupesh: hey welcome to chittrana :D haha is it so we have lot of people who are pranksters all around us :D
Thanks for your comment :D


@NB: hope fully I will be able to meet ;) it :D thanks a lot for visiting

Binu Thomas said...

Tit for Tat will be fun Ramya! First of all, kudos to your cousins for meticulous planning.. Loved the way they tried to irritate you and your husband.. At the same time, I can only imagine how you guys might have survived that night :D

All the best now. Its your turn to have some fun :)

Ramya said...

@Binu: oh yes :D I am all set to give the return gift ;) waiting for the Dday of my cousin...

Yeah they had very very well planned and meeting their level is a challenge to me :D
Thanks a lot for dropping by :D

HA!fA ZUbA!R said...

Wow... more over the post I loved your 'dedicated' cousins an their pranks!!!

And thanks for then for throwing up brilliant ideas... My cousin's Night is on the way. :-P

Ramya said...

@Ha!fa: haha use all of them and have fun :) and let us all know how your plans worked :D

navya said...

hahaha :D good one
very curious to see your ideas and I am planning a counter attack :P

Mohan Kumar Gowda said...

Ha ha... Very funny :). Thanks for making us laugh so much....

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let's announce said...

first wedding night like this one is seriously a night to remember, really appreciate the way you have put in words