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Thursday, January 5, 2012

You have got a (Spam) mail !!!

After a heavy heavy gossip, discussions, lunch and laughter with my girl gang, I dropped into cubicle with a great intension of working for a while. But you see sometimes this personal mail is so tempting that it doesn’t let you work peacefully so I decided to peep into it and check if someone in this whole big world remembered me. But as usual there was no new mail, yes I know its very depressing to see an empty inbox that too personal mail. But darling Gmail not to let me down had sent a Spam mail, though I never open Spam mails I love to read the subject of those spam mail. I readily clicked on Spam box and saw 1 mail.

Oh my god :D look at the mails they send in Spam :D

From: Zoovs Dating Subject: 6 New Flirts are waiting to Flirt with you.
My Reaction: Oh Dear God!!! I know I am feeling very lonely but this doesn’t mean I want to flirt! why are you tempting me??? Also what is this Subject line supposed to mean? “6 New”??? As though I have been flirting and bored with old ones!!!

This reminds me of more such situational Spam mails, I wonder if someone over hears or reads my mind and sends such spam mails !!! Look at some of these!

Situation: as usual one of our very important Lunch discussions was about astrology, I come back and check mail … Dantenan here it is
From: Gemastrologer Subject: Gems say you were Pig in your past life don’t let the misdeeds done then take over in this life, know your gem soon and let the gem protect you.
My Reaction: Oh my my looks like this surely is someone who has not only over heard our discussion But also has seen me in this present life. This near coordination is possible only when someone does it ;), BTW I am still wondering what misdeed can a pig do? And what gem would protect me against pig!

Situation: I look at this very well dressed and stylish woman in office and think that she is over dressed!!! …Dantenan a Spam Mail
From: SexysamFashionista Subject: Someone is always looking at you darling, Click for free member ship for this club to change your looks and impress others
My Reaction: Ok Mr. Sam, I know someone is looking at me all the time and I know I was very jealous that some other woman looked beautiful today but Fashionista what level of changes you do to the looks is very important please mail that in the subject line next time.

Situation: Suddenly my lunch group started discussing about being rich and the weirdest things that we may do when we are really filthy rich.
Dantenan here comes the most famous Spam mail
From: AlfredWuSmith Subject: I have decided to donate my assests of 100,0000 Million Dollars to you, please give me these details.
My Reaction: Sh*t!!! I am Rich!

Hmmm so now I am Multimillionaire with changed new looks and flirting with 6 New Flirts. So to safe guard me I have this PIG GEM protecting me!

You have got a (Spam) mail !!! Beware you all … Respect the Spam mails!


Vyshali said...

Superb :D
I too have faced this type of situations some times.... :D
Good Narration.... :):)

šēţħũ said...

Haha.......Awesome post..!!

Prashanth said...

Theres so much Spam Mails can do!! Good one Ramya :o)

Ramya said...

thanks ri :)

haha thanks

seems like u have some exp :) please share

Swetha said...

Nice one... i never ever conc on spam emails... i didnt knw tat it was so very interesting :)

Ramya said...

@Swetha :DYes dear the thing you neglect most will have something very interesting in it :D

have a close look at it from now on :D

Sujatha Sathya said...

ROFL.....the first one was classic i mean your reaction to that spam

unusual topic to write on & very well written. will make everyone laugh

Ramya said...

@Sujatha: HAHAHA I realized the value of Spam mails only recently :D so had to write a blog to tell the world how precious they are :D

Thanks! :D

Zeba said...

Buhahahaha. Spam mail is the shiz! That's what he said. ;-)

Ramya said...

Zeba: :( hmmmmmm!!!!

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Jenny said...

rofl, awesome!!

EverGreen said...

hmm... wow what a talent... you can make anything out of anything :)

Good one Ramya