Oh my god :D look at the mails they send in Spam :D
From: Zoovs Dating Subject: 6 New Flirts are waiting to Flirt with you.
My Reaction: Oh Dear God!!! I know I am feeling very lonely but this doesn’t mean I want to flirt! why are you tempting me??? Also what is this Subject line supposed to mean? “6 New”??? As though I have been flirting and bored with old ones!!!
This reminds me of more such situational Spam mails, I wonder if someone over hears or reads my mind and sends such spam mails !!! Look at some of these!
Situation: as usual one of our very important Lunch discussions was about astrology, I come back and check mail … Dantenan here it is
From: Gemastrologer Subject: Gems say you were Pig in your past life don’t let the misdeeds done then take over in this life, know your gem soon and let the gem protect you.
My Reaction: Oh my my looks like this surely is someone who has not only over heard our discussion But also has seen me in this present life. This near coordination is possible only when someone does it ;), BTW I am still wondering what misdeed can a pig do? And what gem would protect me against pig!
Situation: I look at this very well dressed and stylish woman in office and think that she is over dressed!!! …Dantenan a Spam Mail
From: SexysamFashionista Subject: Someone is always looking at you darling, Click for free member ship for this club to change your looks and impress others
My Reaction: Ok Mr. Sam, I know someone is looking at me all the time and I know I was very jealous that some other woman looked beautiful today but Fashionista what level of changes you do to the looks is very important please mail that in the subject line next time.
Situation: Suddenly my lunch group started discussing about being rich and the weirdest things that we may do when we are really filthy rich.
Dantenan here comes the most famous Spam mail
From: AlfredWuSmith Subject: I have decided to donate my assests of 100,0000 Million Dollars to you, please give me these details.
My Reaction: Sh*t!!! I am Rich!
Hmmm so now I am Multimillionaire with changed new looks and flirting with 6 New Flirts. So to safe guard me I have this PIG GEM protecting me!
You have got a (Spam) mail !!! Beware you all … Respect the Spam mails!