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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

7 years itch!!!



(Disclaimer: This post is strictly not for Sophisticated, decent and for people wanting to read only quality stuff!!!)
Rest can continue ;)

Ahaaaaaaaaaaa yes yes yes!!!
When I shout it loud these are the reactions at home
Amma: What happened did you finally get the chapatti round? Me: Nah :P
Appa: Did you solve the puzzle on paper? Me: Nah :P
Sis: Did you cross that level in the Biker game? Me: Nah :P
I with evil grin :D will be proud of my accomplishment and that would be to I reach the impossible remote corners of my back and succeed in itching!!!

Sophisticated darlings, Oh come on don’t make that face!!! Trust me over a week now Itching has become my major task. All I can think of is Itch in the back and keep thinking of how to itch without hurting myself, seems like shortly I am going to apply for PhD in itching. Yes yes I know I will come up with a good name for my Thesis don’t worry!!!

Phewwwwwww Ok let me not make you more uncomfortable rather I will straight get to the topic. Few days back there was a small rash on my back as usual with great Indian mindset of home medication is the best one, I started applying all possible home medicine and also enjoyed the occasional itchiness. And was expecting it to be gone in a day or two, but then it continued and the itch increased uncontrollably now I had to tell my hubs and the very next moment I was in car and rushed to Skin specialist clinic. Though I kept telling hubs itching is good he dint hear a word of mine and pushed me in front of THE DOCTOR,

Hmmmm now the verdict was out there was a resident evil!!! And that’s a chicken pox virus which has reactivated and is now in different avatar as Herpes. And I strictly must not itch the rash instead I have to control it!!! I wish someone understands what it takes to control the itch is!!! But somehow faster than this virus the news of me getting Herpes had spread in my close circuit and I got all sort of advices best one being “told you to pray nagadevatha but you dint see now!!!”

And now If you are still on your seat and have not rushed to sanitize yourself then let me tell you doc told me its in all of us and every one of us are bound to get it sometime in our life time. OHAHAHA :D I scared you!!! So after all the medication, rest, pujas from mom and working from home, I have somehow regained my sanity. But trust me have found out some rarest of rare truths about itch and I must share my great findings with you…

  1. Greatest torture would be tying both hand and legs and then inducing itching!!! Dont you think every jails in the world will get best results out of this!!! I am planning to patent this idea, What do you say about this guys?
  2. When you are told not to itch, Itching is the only thing you can think of. Trust me when you see someone who is fit and fine, do you know what you will think? Che he has all the opportunities to itch and why the hell he is not itching!!! :D
  3. To reach the remotest corner (I know you are all ears now :D) ok I will tell you the trick, you will need both hands, one aiming at the itchpoint and the other supporting it. You need to be flexible for these later don’t complain of muscle cramp!!!
Arrey I also now found out good name for my thesis “7 years itch” :D isn’t it sophisticated and cheat people into reading it ;)???

Enough… Enough is Enough!!! Ok baba don’t shout I will stop ranting :D and concentrate on controlling!!! And advance thanks for all your wishes of Get well soon… (psst instead of these get well soon messages, I would be happy if you tell me better ways of itching without getting caught by itch police in my case HUBS and AMMA… hehehehe)

36 comments:

šēţħũ said...

Hahaha...Good one :-)

Found In Folsom said...

hehhe...itchi..itchi..itchi...I can totally relate to your post. I am suffering from itches too. But unlike back, my itches are on both my arms. It all started couple of months back. The doctors' diagnosis or my own self diagnosis is that it is due to sun. I went to a doc in India, he wrote one cream and a dozen other tablets and one of them is shelcal. Calcium tabs...huh!!My doc here prescribed Hydrocortisine..I told her, wait, my son is already using it for something else..let me try it..if it doesn't work, then I will come and buy one. Now when I have hot showers or go out in the sun, it burns like hell. And man, I am not supposed to scratch..:(

Ramya said...

@Sethu: yeah yeah my itch controlling for u its good only!!! itch itch itch :D

@FIF: OH HAHAHAH :D trust me I am soooooooo happy now, cause :D at this very point I have a itch company lol :D. Jokes apart!!! so many things u have done is it!! I know how it is to control itching :D get well soon dear!

Dheeraj said...

Khujali hai bhai khujali hai !!!
Khujali hai bhai khujali hai !!!

yeh idhar bhi hoti hai yeh udhar bhi hoti hai....

Khujali hai bhai khujali hai !!!Khujali hai bhai khujali hai !!!

Thanks Ramya.. its bcoz of U and U alone can do this ....
Now I have this stupid advertisement rhyme on my mind whole day .. happy Khujali!!!
Keep itching :):):):)

Jenny said...

Omigod. I heard of this for the first time! get well soon dear.
and hey the topic did catch my eye. I was like, didnot she get married get a couple of years before?? :-P

And now sweet is ur hubs, very caring and concerned and took you to the doc immediately. Cute couple and god bless :-)

Ramya said...

@Dheeraj: LOL Better than my post is your comment buddy :D I am all ROFL here

@Jenny: Jen :D ahhaha yes its only 3.5yrs ;) exact half lol :D Yeah he is very caring :D I would like if he had appreciated my itching skills :D
Thanks buddy :D I will get well soon everybody is praying :D cause my mom is tired of my pranks she just wants me to start going to office she is praying daily ;D lol

Bikramjit said...

yes yes yes go for that patent .. go go go Or i might steal the idea myself :)


na i did not say stop the rant , I was quiet enjoying it and as they say you learn something new each day, and i learnt how to ITCH.. job done Good day , thank you.

I dont have any idea other than maybe go to a tree and rub against it to reach that spot on the back where we never seem to reach ...

he he he I just saw myself doing it what a sight it would be for the passer by's :)

Bikram's

Rahul Bhatia said...

You just reached the half way mark and concocted the story of a seven year itch! Very clever, Ramya to lure us to read this nice itchy post:)

MyBlogWorld said...

he he .. get well soon .. and i imagined your 3 points and it's really difficult for a person made to itch after hands and legs are tied :)) You surely would get the patent for this ..

Ramya said...

@Bikram: hurray so finally there is someone who accept that I am very innovative :D, And the idea you have given is good one :D but I am caught doing it :( so anything else. Good you enjoyed my Rant :D lol
Hey BTW you profile pic ;)what are you doing stading against tree lol

Ramya said...

@Rahul Sir: See ;) I am Clever. Now I am sure I can lure ppl to accept my Thesis :D

@MBW: Hurray :D Seems Like my patent is going to make loads of money ;) any investors :D Thanks for your wishes :D

M in love said...

Hehe I too had rashes on my skin and many of them on my back and I can totally identify with your situation here :P I self treated with clotrimazole dusting powder :P It worked in my case !

Ritika said...

I got chicken pox from an aunt who had Herpes :/
Yes,the virus is same.

Take care,I dont want to scare you but my aunt's condition was really bad,her entire face got inflated :|
Ok,now I am really scaring you,just dont scratch AT ALL

Ramya said...

@M in Love: hehehe Dear :( nothing worked for me it was pretty serious :) but now its ok

@Ritika: Welcome to chittrana, Yes Dear I know I was somehow lucky I dint get lot of rashes I somehow survived with a small rash on back that itself was hell :D and I can really understand how much that aunty would have suffered. hope you are fine now!!!

KParthasarathi said...

What I like about you is your ability to smile away even a disconcerting and itchy affliction with a hilarious post.Get well completely soon. Best wishes

Ramya said...

@KP: :D hahaha Thanks a lot :D all your best wishes keeps me smiling :D

Bikramjit said...

lai what do you mean what i am doing beside a tree, Just told you in the comment .. cum on :)

The shoulder was itching :) he he he he he

Bikram's

gopinath said...

Your title and introduction made me think why ramya will talk about the 7 years itch when she is married only for 3 years. But reading your blog made me realise that u r talking about ur problem. Take care. Get well soon. I like ur spirit to write about anything u feel. I think the best way is ask pam to be behind u all the time.

Ramya said...

@Bikram: :D Buhhahah ROFL ;) I caught you!!!

@Gopi: Thanks a lot Gopi, yes rather than cribbing I make fun of myself ;) that way I have something to smile about

SuKupedia ™ :) :) said...

controlling an itch is really itchy.. i know what I am saying and also how u feel.. a warm sisterly hug :D :D

Dilip said...

Wow my first visit and felt refreshed. Nice change from the usual wisdom stuff :) Must remember this mantra for my own blog!
Cheers!

Ramya said...

@Suku: Ahhhhhh I need it thanks buddy ...But then I cant receive your hug now, will take it when I am fully cured :D thankssssssssssss

@dilip: Hey welcome to chittrana :D thanks buddy :D do come back!!!

ashok said...

good post :)

Ramya said...

@Ashok: Thanks buddy

Sonia said...

Very well written !!

Loved the sophisticated (:P) part and the direct, straightforward style even more !

Keep writing :D

Ramya said...

Hey Sonia: thanks a lot Dear :D hahah you liked the Sophisticated part??? thats fun :D

santhu said...

:) :) :)

Raj said...

OMG Ramya. That is one hilarious post. Hats off to you to see the lighter side of a difficult situation! Love that spirit. Ok ok.. in case you are laughing! :P But truly.. you wrote it brilliantly with a generous dose of humor and fun. Never knew so much thought could be put into the concept of itching. You must go right ahead and patent these mind boggling ideas. And you must do that PHD. I would love to read your thesis paper. Must be a work of art. ;)

Wow.. that first idea of torturing people through itching. Sadistic genius! You will make a great jailor. You can crack the toughest criminals with that idea and they will be begging for mercy at your feet within minutes. And the CIA would be ready to buy this idea from you for any amount! And the other 2 ideas were brilliant too. You should seriously patent them.

Really a hilarious post! Made me laugh my heart out. On a serious note: Get well soon.

Ramya said...

@Santhu: :D ;)

Ramya said...

@Raj: Wow lovely :D what more can I ask for, when my great intellect Thoughts are so widely being accepted I should not be thinking twice ;) in patenting my ideas. BTW have a proposal what to be co innovator??? you write well ya :D so it will be helpful for me ;) while I sit and itch you can sit and write ;)

LOL, Raj thanks a ton for your such a nice comment on my post :D you keep encouraging me :D thanks buddy :D and yes i have recovered soon :D and all set to trouble others ;)

Raj said...

Oh.. you should have no doubts or second thoughts about your genius. ;) Patents are in order.

And yeah.. Co-innovator sounds very fancy and great. Sure thing. If you can come up with killer ideas, you can leave the task of writing about it to lesser mortals like me. And you can sit back and boss around and be the task master. :P

Ramya said...

@Raj: WOHO super :D so I am employing people also ;) I am surprise myself sometimes ;) such killer ideas I have :D so we are all set :D

Thanks buddy for being sport to my stupidity ;)

Raj said...

oh yeah.. you bet! You can also use your killer idea No.1 on your employees who are slacking. You can become "THE BOSS"! :P

Kappu said...

//Che he has all the opportunities to itch and why the hell he is not itching!!! :D //

ROFL, I love the fact that you have rendered a malady of yours in a homorous fashion! :) *A votre sante*

Ramya said...

@Raj: BTW :D if you dont comment on every post of mine ;) Then be prepared for my Killer idea 1 to be implemented ;) on U LOL

@Kappu: This post and all the comment kept me occupied and I forgot itching for sometime :D so got cured soon :D Thanks buddy :D

Raj said...

Oh oh... :( I am already scared! Aap ke charan kahan hain! :P :D