Would you believe me if I say emotions like Sense of
accomplishment, Bitterness of failure, Love, Hatred, Happiness, Sadness, Compassion,
Greed, Mockery and many many more, are all associated with one common
expression? Hard isn’t it? Strange but true, you definitely not need umpteen
different expression to show case all these totally irrelevant emotions, all you need is to SMILE :D
Oh yeah, I have realized it after a lot of research on this
topic in so many different locations J World is my lab, and have seen my subjects
everywhere like in traffic jams, Office, home, shops, theaters, etc etc practically
everywhere. So I am now presenting you my paper on this topic,
[I know you are now smiling, and let me tell you that’s
Mockery :P which is encouraged at Chittrana :D ]
So my chosen location is Public toilet! Oh hello wait... ok ok
I will be bit sophisticated and call them “Restroom” sounds cool?
Gwaaaaad!!! this is
one haven for smiles and laughter. All of us have visited Public restrooms, So
the environment there is nothing new to all of us but have you seen the
different smiles floating there? Come on take this smile vision glasses put them on J now head towards your gender specific Restrooms (Please
note, I have clearly mentioned where to head to, don’t blame me later :D) and
here you go…
Smiles - At Front line
Can you guess the most difficult pressure that you will have
to handle other than the pressure on bladder at that very moment when you are
the next one to get into the facility? It is Frontline pressure wandering what it is? Let me explain you, Just
as the person ahead of you has entered the divine place and door is slammed on
you exactly then this pressure starts building amongst the people behind you. They
just want to push you in so badly and you will have to literally hold tight with
feet firm on the ground else you will definitely break open the door and join
the person inside and you can imagine the consequences!!! So when this happened with me, I decided to
turn back and stare at the person behind me and you know what I get in return a
SMILE!!! Ah I asked for it and that person just smiles and turns towards the
person behind her and then it continues and just like that entire queue smiles
sheepishly… how many of you have seen this???
Smiles - A cheat
code
Ok now I am about to enter the facility there comes this
madam from the other longer queue smiling! As if this smile alone was not
enough to scare me away there is some weird winking with her head making a
motion which is drawing a Tilde in air… so Obviously this means please let me
in now – ah a Smile for REQUESTING!!! Fine I step back and this madam continues
to smile till she slams the door and I stand there again tolerating the
Frontline + Bladder pressure, but why do I imagine her smile continuing even
after the door is closed? Oh yes she should be really proud of the cheat code
she used to get to next level! Huh!
Smiles - Sense of
accomplishment
And here comes the greatest smile, I just am waiting for that person to get out and
show mercy on my bladder right then she comes out proudly and again Smiles very
proudly don’t ever think this is smile of gratitude it’s just the smile to
announce TASK ACCOMPLISHED! Just then I
receive a tap on my back and there is a smile which says will you go ahead or
should I push you off the queue and poor me not wanting to get into all this, I
rush towards the door and Right then comes the housekeeping at that very moment
to lock the door hanging the board “Cleaning in Progress” but I actually hear
nothing but a flush from inside!
Now I turn back and smile in regret… to see half the queue moved
to join other queues making it even longer and the other half staring me very
badly Ah I can understand their pressure, I mean frustration!
And all I can do now
is to SMILE :D and end this paper!
Now you can take off the smile vision glasses if you will,
but then keep it on world is beautiful when everybody is smiling :D and yes it conveys
lot many things :D
But still keep smiling no matter what it conveys J