WTF Award!!!

Helloooo WTF here in the title means “What’s the Fun?” Please don’t consider it to be any other (in)famous expansion of WTF. Ok now let me set the contex(s)t, here you go.




Friends, over a day’s period there are incidents which are competing for this WTF Award in my life. So I need your help to find out which one of these really deserves The Prestigious WTF Award. So here I present you the nominations for this award.


Incident 1:
I went to bed early after an argument with hubs. As I am about to sleep I could see hubs entering the room, I was so happy over my victory because he is here finally to peck a Good night kiss and patch up for the arguments we had. Wow I could see hubs coming close by and he lifts his hand I am still acting as though I am asleep but what did I see he just switched off the internet power and sleeps peacefully!!!-WTF!

Incident 2:
I get up in the morning to find out that the Drainage to the right of my Home is blocked and water in bathroom doesn’t drain and to add to this Geyser has a leak!!!
And I have 2 Bathrooms, Bathroom A has geyser functioning but cant take bath, Bathroom B I can take bath but Geyser doesn’t work, I end up carrying hot water from Bathroom A to B, Only few things which were missing in the scene were a 5/- Counter and queue waiting to get in to Bathroom!!! – WTF!

Incident 3:
I am out to office got in to my car and hit the road. I see this Honda Civic which is flashing its glamour and blocking the road, I started to chase and finally over took this long, fancy car in my little car and was feeling damn proud about it I could hear applauses as well! After this I encountered a traffic signal and the light goes RED – YELLOW – GREEN But I am not able to move a big truck in front of my car is not going anywhere. I only then realized its broken down and then I had to wait for 15 min more to take reverse in that Jam packed traffic to wait for another RED – YELLOW – GREEN totally wasting 25 min in the same road. Oh did I miss some thing !!! oh yes The same Honda Civic had crossed the signal 15 min before I did!!! – WTF!

Incident 4:
I get into office prepared well for the audit which was due in some time I had wonderfully mugged all the jargons to impress the Auditor and was sure that I am going to be praised for this, Audit began Auditor went across every details of other sections, it was time for my section to come up he announces that he is very happy to see all these and no need of any other details, Wow I had banged my head to remember all the meaningless Jargons and here he tells this!!! –WTF

Incident 5:
Finally I meet my dear colleagues over lunch, I was about to pour out my agonies of the day, before which my dear buddy puts forth this question “Ramya, Do you believe in Destiny”! What do you think I answered for this??? – WTF

AND THE AWARD GOES TO???

I left many rain drops untouched

Drenched in heavy monsoon rain,

Danced to the rhythm of water droplets,

But When I remember that I still think,

I left many rain drops untouched.

Walked in the morning mist, touched those tender flower

Listened to many stories sitting around fire place,

But When I remember that I still think,

I left many rain drops untouched.

Was in your caring arms, got so much of your love

Treasured every moment with you

But When I remember that I still think,

I left many rain drops untouched.

Moved away from those days,

Left everything behind those windows which I only stare

But When I remember that I still think,

I left many rain drops untouched.

Struggle to lose my Wisdom…

"Trouble brings experience, Experience brings wisdom and Wisdom brings ___"

Well to complete the above quote, I will have to tell you a little story that happened over the last week. Here you go...

Title: Struggle to lose my Wisdom…

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(Dental Certified… read the disclaimer for the meaning of this certification)

Disclaimer: The Story written here is based on a real and very painful incident. People with weak Teeth, people of age15 and above, are strictly advised not to read this. This is truly dedicated to the survivor of this incident.


Scene 1: Realization…
One Bad day Ramya noticed that drinking Hot coffee, eating icecream in other’s money was no fun, it started to cause acute pain. The Pain which she could never explain to anyone it increased day by day. Ramya decided to give up enjoying in others money and decided to take only things which are available free, but alas even that dint help her.

Scene 2: Root cause analysis…
She then decided to visit the doctor, Doctor then checked and told there is only one option left that Ramya has to get operated and get it removed. Shocked by this news Ramya was totally lost. She made sure with doctor that getting it removed wouldn’t cause any other problem like Becoming mentally ill (which she is already)\ losing senses especially speech\ Sleeplessness\losing hunger\losing interest in things like shopping etc etc…
Doctor couldn’t answer any of her questions because in his entire career no one would have asked such question for Wisdom Tooth removal!!!
Finally the day was fixed for this great operation!

Scene 3: Bidding Bye…
On the day of operation Ramya decided tell this news to her Good friends\colleagues she was very sure it will be very shocking news to them… so she decided to call them for coffee and inform over there… She saw the pain in their eyes (Of course why will they not be hurt to come running and listen to ramya tell her tooth is getting removed and its an life critical thing)!!!
But nothing could stop the time had come…

Scene 4: In Operation Theater
“Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.”

Some Great men told this!!! Very true, Ramya understood this when the first anesthesia was poked in her gums, God! She thought her life is over, she remembered all sweet moments and here she sits and dies!!! But in seconds it worked and she felt like her entire cheek was swollen…Doctor assured her of no pain… but guess he remembered all the questions she asked him related to this operation and He suddenly puts all his strength.. big pain in her jaw joint and he pulled it out…”

Everything was over Doctor was proud of his catch, She had made her hubs to stand in front of her cause she wanted him to be with her in her last moments…

Scene 5: Climax
Ofcourse it’s a Happy ending for …

My Hubby – After the tooth extraction my face had swollen so much that I could hardly talk !
My Mom – I could hardly eat!
My Dad and Sister – I couldn’t fight Back!
My colleagues\Good Friends\Bagal main Dushmans: I cant go to office\out for 2-3 days…

"Trouble brings experience, Experience brings wisdom and Wisdom brings Pain!"
Quote completed by Ramya who turned motivational speaker after that incident!!!

SHUBAM!!!