(Disclaimer: This post is strictly not for Sophisticated, decent and for people wanting to read only quality stuff!!!)
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Ahaaaaaaaaaaa yes yes yes!!!
When I shout it loud these are the reactions at home
Amma: What happened did you finally get the chapatti round? Me: Nah :P
Appa: Did you solve the puzzle on paper? Me: Nah :P
Sis: Did you cross that level in the Biker game? Me: Nah :P
I with evil grin :D will be proud of my accomplishment and that would be to I reach the impossible remote corners of my back and succeed in itching!!!
Sophisticated darlings, Oh come on don’t make that face!!! Trust me over a week now Itching has become my major task. All I can think of is Itch in the back and keep thinking of how to itch without hurting myself, seems like shortly I am going to apply for PhD in itching. Yes yes I know I will come up with a good name for my Thesis don’t worry!!!
Phewwwwwww Ok let me not make you more uncomfortable rather I will straight get to the topic. Few days back there was a small rash on my back as usual with great Indian mindset of home medication is the best one, I started applying all possible home medicine and also enjoyed the occasional itchiness. And was expecting it to be gone in a day or two, but then it continued and the itch increased uncontrollably now I had to tell my hubs and the very next moment I was in car and rushed to Skin specialist clinic. Though I kept telling hubs itching is good he dint hear a word of mine and pushed me in front of THE DOCTOR,
Hmmmm now the verdict was out there was a resident evil!!! And that’s a chicken pox virus which has reactivated and is now in different avatar as Herpes. And I strictly must not itch the rash instead I have to control it!!! I wish someone understands what it takes to control the itch is!!! But somehow faster than this virus the news of me getting Herpes had spread in my close circuit and I got all sort of advices best one being “told you to pray nagadevatha but you dint see now!!!”
And now If you are still on your seat and have not rushed to sanitize yourself then let me tell you doc told me its in all of us and every one of us are bound to get it sometime in our life time. OHAHAHA :D I scared you!!! So after all the medication, rest, pujas from mom and working from home, I have somehow regained my sanity. But trust me have found out some rarest of rare truths about itch and I must share my great findings with you…
- Greatest torture would be tying both hand and legs and then inducing itching!!! Dont you think every jails in the world will get best results out of this!!! I am planning to patent this idea, What do you say about this guys?
- When you are told not to itch, Itching is the only thing you can think of. Trust me when you see someone who is fit and fine, do you know what you will think? Che he has all the opportunities to itch and why the hell he is not itching!!! :D
- To reach the remotest corner (I know you are all ears now :D) ok I will tell you the trick, you will need both hands, one aiming at the itchpoint and the other supporting it. You need to be flexible for these later don’t complain of muscle cramp!!!
Arrey I also now found out good name for my thesis “7 years itch” :D isn’t it sophisticated and cheat people into reading it ;)???